Just when you think you’ll never hear a newscaster use “it’s a hairy situation” to describe a jackrabbit assault, it happens. They have come. Wait — did she mean “harey situation”?

Either way, there is most certainly a jackrabbit apocalypse upon us. They show up out of nowhere, just sitting there looking like snow… and then they take the city.

Lock your doors, people in South Fargo and any other wintry places. That white stuff may not, in fact, be snow. It may be your doom.





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